Something about this doesn't feel right.

I promise if I win, I won't let it change me.

I'd like to think....

I am also known best known for "sweet melons"

It's better with a friend.

For the record, this is the second such bathroom I have seen.  

Excuse me, miss, but is this organic?

How many people had to ask for "Jar Cheese"....

before they just went ahead and put it on the sign?

Ok. No vegetables. I get it.

Something tells me they weren't driving a Civic

I don't know much about kayaking...

But I'm pretty sure that this gets filed under "very bad day"

Better get out your wallet asap

Before they run out of "cold" and "t-shirt"

Do Jews have a pope? If so, we should call him

Because I think the tortilla for my breakfast burrito constitutes a miracle.

I don't remember why I was taking a picture of Jason

But the woman behind him makes me wish I did.

Nothing goes together like...

A big part of me...

wishes this was a normal day for us.

I wonder if that heater comes standard...

Because sometimes it gets really cold in the car.  

This reminded me of my Dad

Why just buy the spaghetti sauce in a can when you can also buy the spaghetti?