Do Jews have a pope? If so, we should call him

Because I think the tortilla for my breakfast burrito constitutes a miracle.

I don't remember why I was taking a picture of Jason

But the woman behind him makes me wish I did.

Nothing goes together like...

A big part of me...

wishes this was a normal day for us.

I wonder if that heater comes standard...

Because sometimes it gets really cold in the car.  

This reminded me of my Dad

Why just buy the spaghetti sauce in a can when you can also buy the spaghetti?